Always a laugh in the strangest way this amerikkka day by day.
How are inauguration plans going? People Magazine interviewed retail workers and dress shop owners and it’s bad news for popular vote loser Donald Trump: his inauguration ceremony appears to be as unpopular as he is:
“We have not gotten a huge influx of traffic specifically related to shopping for inaugural dresses,” Anastasia Thomas, an employee at Betsy Fisher, a D.C. women’s wear shop, said.
In fact, Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel, a D.C. area boutique, told PEOPLE that there have been fewer people seeking inaugural gowns.
“There’s never been less demand for inaugural ballgowns in my 38 years,” Marx told PEOPLE.
“Never ever has it been less for the inaugural.”
“An employee at the Neiman Marcus at the Mazza Gallerie told Racked, when asked whether it had evening gowns available, “Absolutely. A lot of them!” A staff member at Saks Fifth Avenue at Mazza Gallerie informed us that it does indeed have evening collections in stock at the moment. An employee at Gucci City Center said that clients can shop its ready-to-wear by appointment, and that offering “absolutely” includes evening dresses. A local Lord & Taylor has “a lot of evening wear dresses,” according to an employee, and they’re 15 percent off with a Lord & Taylor Card! Betsy Fisher is “definitely not sold out,”
Got your outfit for the Inauguration yet? Don’t worry there are plenty around and if you don’t find what you like we have a suggestion for you.
How about these little numbers? Made from Sack Cloth they are very stylish and just add a bit of ash and you will be all set to go. That is if you wish to repent. But of course you don’t. Some of you will be there dripping in diamonds and furs and satin, silk and lace and we’ll be there to throw mud in your face.
Of course every good sack cloth dress comes with a stylish sack for over your head. Now now some folks just may not like it that you are in attendance at such an affair or that you are really a Trump supporter. Milly just said, “let them wear a sack over their head to remind others that the new like the republican nightmares before them support torture.” YES, let’s be real here. These types of folks think they are right. These folks want to return amerikkka to white. These folks want straight and boring. These folks have fascist tendencies.
Of course the master Trump had this to say,
“We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars,” Mr. Trump said. “All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.”
Liar liar pants on fire along with you hair.
Parts of this are taken from the pages of the Daily Koss for more on this story see HERE.